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our work ordered us a salad pizza (lettuce jalapeños & diced tomatoes)
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our work ordered us a salad pizza (lettuce jalapeños & diced tomatoes)


our work ordered us a salad pizza (lettuce jalapeños & diced tomatoes)

by DoodleDrop

44 Comments

  1. Filthiest_Tleilaxu

    Thres something else there. Cilantro?

  2. DoubleFamous5751

    I love salad pizza, but this is a fucking crime. GUILTY.

  3. Just1DumbassBitch

    It’s weird, but also looks pretty good I’d try it

  6. MattonieOnie

    Mmmm wilted, warm lettuce on the pizza. Shame!

  7. sick_duck96

    I think I’d really quit on the spot after that

  8. Threegratitudes

    Does your work hate you? Perhaps some passive-agressive secretary with a bone to pick?

    Usually I’d be ok with this cause, whatever man, live your life, but since this was ordered for employees without input it’s def a crime. Always have to stick with the classics in these situations.

    Guilty.

  9. Wide_Midnight_2364

    Well they’re not stingy with the toppings at least.

  12. Anticept

    Salad pizza is okay but only when added after delivery. Wilted warm lettuce is nasty!

  17. huhnick

    They trying to get you to quit? At least if they threw cheese and ground beef on it they could call it taco pizza

  18. Drawhorn

    The person ordering the pizza likes that pizza and didn’t give a shit about what other people like.

  19. Contagious_Zombie

    Guilty of crimes against jalapenos, tomatos, mozzarella, flour, water and yeast.

  20. CJTheran

    Tomatoes and jalapenos? Delicious! Lettuce? A thousand years superjail.

  23. RavenousRhino3

    the worst part is, the company probably paid more for that then just a cheese and pep

  24. Jesterchunk

    I’m all for the idea but there’s just too much salad there

  30. Snarti

    A Capital Crime has occurred here. I sentence the accused to the electric chair.

  31. Imaginary-Mood-7202

    ![gif](giphy|NNd7G1ZpMTlWCHH1vT)

  33. clinton_bayou

    I’ll defend the chicken caesar slice till the day I die, but this is whack if you ask me

  36. Still-Repair-5919

    I love a salad pizza. It’s awesome when people are grateful, rather than complaining about a free meal.

  40. Not_Real_Batman

    I’m giving them my two weeks notice

  44. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    This looks like more of a case of bad food photography. The Salad Pizza is unconventional but from this picture it looks nothing if not challenging.. I’d like to see a slice so I could examine more closely the defendant. 🍕🤏👩‍⚖️🥗✨